I laughed until I cried when I saw this Onion spoof about pretty much every techno geek gadget ever made.
WARNING: STRONG Adult Language!

I absolutely love the “time vampire” reference, because I have surely purchased cool little electronic toys that were just that.

yahooBuzzArticleHeadline = “Sony’s New Time Vampire”;

http://businessblogs.us/blog/blogosphere/506/sonys-new-time-vampire.html